Bomb-Trackers

By MarioMan67


Larry and Wario have just gotten back from asking Bowser.

Larry: Darn it! Now I'm in the dungeon for 5 months now, AND I have to shovel all the snow around the castle after I find that bomb!

Wario: Hey, I'm not responsible for what you said, you know.

Larry: YOU TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY!

Wario: Yeah, and you sweared, like literally.

Larry: Forget it, just help me dig in.

Larry and Wario begin to shovel the snow until-

Larry: Wait! We forgot the shovel!

Wario: (sarcastically) Oh no! Whatever shall we do?

Larry: I'll go get it!

Wario: OK!

Larry runs off and gets the shovel.

Larry: Here! *gives it to Wario* Dig!

Wario starts shoveling.

Wario: Are you gonna dig too, Koopa son?

Larry: My name is Larry.

Wario: Larry, are you gonna dig too?

Larry: I only brought one shovel. And I don't wanna get another.

Wario: Why not? Why couldn't you get this shovel and the other shovel while you were at the castle?

Larry: Because it's way too cold. And I didn't want to waste time getting 2 shovels. There's no heat in our castle because we're renovating the fireplaces.

Wario: Fine, I'll get the shovel. If you won't get it, then I might as well do it for you. Where's the castle?

Larry: A few meters away.

Wario: A few meters? I can't even see it!

Larry: Really?

When Larry and Wario were talking, it started snowing, adding to the high snow.

Wario: Oh, darn it! The snow is falling! Come on, help me.

Larry: Alright. Let's finish this job before we die!

Larry grabs the shovel from Wario.

Wario: Death is such an ominous thing.

Larry: Shut up. Let's get that bomb!

Three hours later'

Wario and Larry are on the verge of freezing to death, while still digging.

Wario: Brrrrr! How much deeper do we have to go?

Larry: I don't know. Ask Bowser.

Wario: You said he doesn't know where the bomb is.

Larry: Oh yeah. The snow must've warped my mind. How many miles have we gone?

Wario: Seems like 10, 15 miles.

Larry: I wish I had put on my winter clothes.

Wario: Good thing I'm wearing some. You want it?

Larry: Maybe'

Wario: Too bad. $500 for the coat, $250 for the pants.

Larry: WHAT? That's expensive!

Wario: I want to wear it too!

Larry: I want to wear it!

Wario: I want to wear it!

Larry: Stop copying me!

Wario: Stop copying me!

Larry: Shut up, you moron!

Wario: Shut up, you moron!

Larry: Hnsrohfsdiosghufsdygsduifvsuf!

Wario is confused.

Wario: Hunsrohuffsteed' What's the use of arguing?

Larry: Yeah! What's the use of arguing?

Wario: I told you to stop copying me. I'd hit you with the shovel, but-

Larry: Good! Give it!

Wario stops digging, and hands the shovel over. Larry lightly taps him with it.

Wario: That's it?

Larry: Well-

We see a time bomb hidden at the bottom of the snow, miles away from our heroes. 12 hours left to go.

WILL LARRY & WARIO SURVIVE OUT IN THE COLD, COLD SNOW?

WILL THEIR TIME RUN OUT FIRST?

HOW MANY CHAPTERS WILL THIS LAST?

ALL THESE ANSWERS AND MORE COMING SOON ON- BOMB-TRACKERS! on STARDUST FIELDS TV!

To be continued.

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