Bowser is lying on his throne, giving his son Larry a chore.
Bowser: Larry, Larry, Larry, go shovel the snow.
I left there a bomb and it's gonna blow.
I lit the fuse and now it's steaming mad.
Go get rid of it, my young little lad.
Larry: King Dad, King Dad, why are we rhyming?
It doesn't make sense, and we might lose our timing!
And if I mess up and die in the 'splosion,
What will you do to me when I... What rhymes with explosion?
Bowser: Larry, you moron! Get out or die!
I'll turn up the 'stat to watch you fry!
Larry: OK, OK, OK, OK, I'll get out.
Hopefully you won't hit in the snout!
Bowser gets up, walks over and punches Larry in the nose.
Larry: Oh, #@$&%*!
Larry opens the door. Snow spills out onto the floor.
Larry: What the heck? What the heck? What's going on?
Bowser: Okay, this rhyming thing's getting a little old. There's a sudden draft in here and it's very cold!
Larry: Hey, Bowser, stop acting like a rhyming Captain Obvious and come here. THE ENTIRE DOOR'S BLOCKED WITH SNOW!
Bowser is silent.
Bowser: Ohhh, yeahhh!!! I'm gonna tell my Koopalings about this!
Bowser runs off, leaving Larry dumbfounded. He gets a shovel out of hammerspace and digs his way out, cursing the Koopa King under his breath.
Five minutes later...
Larry (trapped): Help! Help! I'm stuck! Help! Help! I’m the king’s son! Someone help meeeee!!!!!
????: I think I can help.
Larry: REALLY? Please tell me how! I'll give you lots of money!
????: Oooh!!! That's delicious! I think I CAN do it!
The mysterious person helps Larry out of the snow. They burst out after digging a while.
Larry: Woo! Good thing I had a shovel! Why I didn't I use that?
Wario: I had it all this time? Now, where’s my money?
Larry: Wario? What are you doing here? I thought you and your brother were so embarrassed after that bet you made that you committed suicide.
Wario: Um, we didn’t... really... succeed... I don’t care now. So, Larry, my man, did you see the new Koopatraz episode last night?
Larry: I don't care about that! I need you to help me track a bomb! It's hidden inside this deep, deep snow and I haven't found it yet!
Wario: Who hides a bomb in the snow?
Larry: Nobody, that's who. Now listen, you meathead! There's at least 50 feet of snow here and it could be hidden anywhere. Now, have you any methods of getting that thing? Like a bomb-finder or something like that?
Wario: Who am I? A policeman? I can’t look for explosives in this kind of weather. The least we can do is ask your father.
Larry: I didn’t ask. He took the rest of his kids outside... Wait, if he actually did, then... I CAN ASK HIM!
Wario: Yay! I’ll go with you if you give me my money now!
Larry gets a look on his face.
WHERE COULD THAT PESKY BOMB BE?
WHY WERE BOWSER AND LARRY RHYMING AT THE BEGINNING?
WHY DIDN'T THE TWO IDIOTS PUT ON COATS?
ANSWERS NEXT WEEK, SAME BOMB-TIME, SAME BOMB-CHANNEL!
To be continued...
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