Larry and Wario have just gotten back from asking Bowser.
Larry: Darn it! Now I'm in the dungeon for 5 months now, AND I have to shovel
all the snow around the castle after I find that bomb!
Wario: Hey, I'm not responsible for what you said, you know.
Larry: YOU TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY!
Wario: Yeah, and you sweared, like literally.
Larry: Forget it, just help me dig in.
Larry and Wario begin to shovel the snow until-
Larry: Wait! We forgot the shovel!
Wario: (sarcastically) Oh no! Whatever shall we do?
Larry: I'll go get it!
Larry runs off and gets the shovel.
Larry: Here! *gives it to Wario* Dig!
Wario starts shoveling.
Wario: Are you gonna dig too, Koopa son?
Larry: My name is Larry.
Wario: Larry, are you gonna dig too?
Larry: I only brought one shovel. And I don't wanna get another.
Wario: Why not? Why couldn't you get this shovel and the other shovel while you
were at the castle?
Larry: Because it's way too cold. And I didn't want to waste time getting 2
shovels. There's no heat in our castle because we're renovating the fireplaces.
Wario: Fine, I'll get the shovel. If you won't get it, then I might as well do
it for you. Where's the castle?
Larry: A few meters away.
Wario: A few meters? I can't even see it!
When Larry and Wario were talking, it started snowing, adding to the high snow.
Wario: Oh, darn it! The snow is falling! Come on, help me.
Larry: Alright. Let's finish this job before we die!
Larry grabs the shovel from Wario.
Wario: Death is such an ominous thing.
Larry: Shut up. Let's get that bomb!
Three hours later'
Wario and Larry are on the verge of freezing to death, while still digging.
Wario: Brrrrr! How much deeper do we have to go?
Larry: I don't know. Ask Bowser.
Wario: You said he doesn't know where the bomb is.
Larry: Oh yeah. The snow must've warped my mind. How many miles have we gone?
Wario: Seems like 10, 15 miles.
Larry: I wish I had put on my winter clothes.
Wario: Good thing I'm wearing some. You want it?
Wario: Too bad. $500 for the coat, $250 for the pants.
Larry: WHAT? That's expensive!
Wario: I want to wear it too!
Larry: I want to wear it!
Wario: I want to wear it!
Larry: Stop copying me!
Wario: Stop copying me!
Larry: Shut up, you moron!
Wario: Shut up, you moron!
Wario is confused.
Wario: Hunsrohuffsteed' What's the use of arguing?
Larry: Yeah! What's the use of arguing?
Wario: I told you to stop copying me. I'd hit you with the shovel, but-
Larry: Good! Give it!
Wario stops digging, and hands the shovel over. Larry lightly taps him with it.
Wario: That's it?
We see a time bomb hidden at the bottom of the snow, miles away from our heroes.
12 hours left to go.
WILL LARRY & WARIO SURVIVE OUT IN THE COLD, COLD SNOW?
WILL THEIR TIME RUN OUT FIRST?
HOW MANY CHAPTERS WILL THIS LAST?
ALL THESE ANSWERS AND MORE COMING SOON ON- BOMB-TRACKERS! on STARDUST FIELDS TV!
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